Posts Tagged ‘George Lopez’

Confessions of a Serial Beater

Photography by Tommy Kearns Words by Justin Wilson Should I put my hand on her leg or her arm? Do I just go in for the kiss, or is it too soon? Why is George Lopez on TV and why do people like pretzels so much? If I'm gonna do this, I've gotta make my move right now. I've got enough blood in my penis to offer multiple transfusions if the opportunity, or crisis, should arise. The only way to get rid of this bulging, bulbous, throbbing tent pole is to evacuate the children. Evacuate! Make [...]